生活英语对话搞笑句子(搞笑英语对话短文两人简单)

1.
"I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
passionately
expressing
my
opinion. "
【LOL】

2.
"Stop,
drop,
and
roll
-
this
conversation
is
on
fire!"
【ROFL】

3.
"I
never
finish
anything,
but
I
always
have
time
to
start
something
new. "
【HAHA】


4.
"I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
just
conserving
my
energy. "
【TIC】

5.
"I'm
not
procrastinating,
I'm
just
working
on
my
patience. "
【LMAO】

6.
"It's
not
that
I'm
forgetful,
it's
just
that
I
have
selective
memory. "
【HEHE】

7.
"I'm
not
indecisive,
I'm
just
exploring
all
my
options. "
【WINK】

8.
"I'm
not
being
rude,
I'm
just
being
brutally
honest. "
【XD】

9.
"I'm
not
nosy,
I'm
just
interested
in
your
life. "
【CHUCKLE】

10.
"I'm
not
a
morning
person,
I'm
a
coffee
person. "
【LOLZ】

11.
"I
don't
have
a
shopping
addiction,
I
have
a
retail
therapy
habit. "
【ROFLCOPTER】

1
2.
"I'm
not
bad
at
math,
I
just
don't
speak
the
same
language
as
numbers. "
【HAHAHA】

1
3.
"I
don't
have
a
sweet
tooth,
I
have
a
dessert
compartment
in
my
stomach. "
【TIC
TIC】

1
4.
"I'm
not
ignoring
you,
I'm
just
in
my
own
little
world. "
【LMAO】

1
5.
"I'm
not
being
sarcastic,
I'm
just
fluent
in
irony. "
【HEHEHE】

1
6.
"I'm
not
bossy,
I'm
just
confident
in
my
leadership
skills. "
【WINK
WINK】

1
7.
"I'm
not
a
couch
potato,
I'm
a
professional
Netflix
binger. "
【XD
XD】

1
8.
"I'm
not
cheap,
I'm
just
economically
savvy. "
【CHUCKLE
CHUCKLE】

1
9.
"I'm
not
clingy,
I'm
just
very
affectionate. "
【LOLZ
LOLZ】

20.
"I'm
not
a
party
animal,
I'm
a
social
butterfly. "
【ROFLCOPTER
ROFLCOPTER】

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